CHELLETAY : FAVE QUOTES

(From the "Golden Girls") Rose: Dorothy, you're the smart one, and Blanche, you're the sexy one, and Sophia, you're the old one, and I'm the nice one. Everybody always likes me.  Sophia: The old one isn't so crazy about you.

(From the "Golden Girls") Blanche: I never had to pay a penny in backtaxes. I have a way with auditors. The last time I was audited I even got money back from the government.   Sophia: Blanche, it's not a refund when the auditor leaves two twenties on your nightstand.

"It doesn't seem possible, but T.V. has betrayed me!" - Bart Simpson

"Yeah, I'm stupid... stupid like a FOX!" - Homer Simpson

"Apes don't read philosophy!" - Ike Hanson

"I'd rather be a real nobody than a fake somebody." - Unknown

"Shoot for the moon because even if you miss, you'll still be amung the stars." - Unknown

"We're going to devirginize this TV!" - Mr. Hitchman

"If I eat a peanut, I can die." - Bill, "Freaks & Geeks"

"Ignore reality, there's nothing you can do about it." - Natalie Imbruglia, from the song "Don't You Think?"

"Jack, you've said that about every Backstreet Boy at one time!" - Will, on "Will & Grace", about Jack finding his soul mate

"Star it, circle it, draw a sheep next to it." - Mr. Hitchman

"Uncle Joe, are you hungry?" - Stoner, in Mr. Sableski's Algebra class (Uncle Joe was Sableski)

"The Rock isn't bi-eyebrow!" The Rock, on Jay Leno

"I decided long ago / Never to walk in anyone's shadow / If I fail / If I succeed / At least I'll live as I believe / No matter what they take from me / They can't take away my dignity." - Whitney Houston, from the song "The Greatest Love Of All"

"Cows, cows everywhere! Cows are all around me!" - Hanson

"And we all come tumbling down / No matter how strong / We all return to the ground / Another day gone / A day closer to fate / Soon you'll find it's a little bit too late." - Hanson, from the song "Dying To Be Alive"

"I'm not a girl, I'm... the Bionic Woman." - Bill, from the show "Freaks & Geeks"

"We named our turkey Ike." - Me

"And everyone here / Hates everyone here for doing just like they do." - Matchbox 20, from the song "Back 2 Good"

"You're scared of the poor & needy / Is that why you're all imbreedy?" - Robbie Williams, from the song "Life Thru A Lens"

"Blame yourself / It's easier." - Robbie Williams, from the song "Jesus In A Camper Van"

"No regrets / They don't work / No regrets now / They only hurt." - Robbie Williams, from the song "No Regrets"

"I hope you choke / On your Bacardi & Coke." - Robbie Williams, from the song "Karma Killer"

"Needless to say / I guess you know I hate you / You're so full of sin / That even the devil rates you." - Robbie Williams, from the song"Karma Killer"

"The person who says that money is the root of all evil, doesn't have any." - Unknown

"I've achieved world peace... jenga!" - Mr. Hitchman

"Perfection may not be possible... but striving toward the ideal is!" - Unknown

"I only answer to two people... myself and God... I could give a shit what anyone else thinks of me." - Cher

"I hated kids even when I was a kid." - Daria

"We all live in a Subway Sandwich." - Isaac Hanson

"I am what I am, and that's what I am." - Popeye

"It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to lead... and find no one there." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

"We're getting married... in Hanson's front yard." - Justin (A guy from school who said that to my friend, Charina)

"Isn't it scary how doctors call what they do... a 'Practice'?" - Dennis Miller

"The Rock thinks you should go suck on a monkey's nipple! (he pauses) What are you waiting for? Go find a monkey!" - The Rock

"Where we goin', George?" - Lennie, from the book, "Of Mice And Men"

"Do I have to... paint the penis? Do I have to... sculpt the penis? Do I have to... conduct with my penis? - Peter, from the show "Family Guy"

"A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be." - Abraham Maslow

"My time! MY TIME!" - Mr. Hitchman

You guys must've had Giggle Cereal for breakfast this morning, right?" - Mr. Hitchman

"Welcome to your life." - Tears For Fears, from the song "Everybody Wants To Rule The World"

"And they want us to grow up / But we don't want to get a job." - Robbie Williams, from the song "It's Only Us"

"Life's too short to be afraid / So take a pill to numb the pain / You don't have to take the blame." - Robbie Williams, from the song "Strong"

"Everybody's talking / Nobody's listening / Too busy thinking 'bout what you've been missing." - Robbie Williams, from the song "Pheonix From The Flames"

"It's not IQ - it's 'I Will'." - Unknown

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